Episodes

Friday Jun 21, 2019
Episode 38: You're a Beautiful Hoe
Friday Jun 21, 2019
Friday Jun 21, 2019
In this hilarious (and deeply emotional) episode, we talk about changing friendships - who better than a few friends that live in different places! We are joined by our dearest comrade Soraiya as we explore friendship dealbreakers, the aftermath of involuntary vacationing, and times when you aren't that kind of gay.

Friday May 10, 2019
Episode 37: Fun & Funny & Flirty & Thriving
Friday May 10, 2019
Friday May 10, 2019
Our star signs aligned for a special evening, all about horoscopes and astrology! Tune in and ride out this weird energy to hear about our upcoming tour dates, find out the truth behind science signs, and why our destiny may be fulfilled. We give this episode 6 flags!

Friday Apr 19, 2019
Episode 36: Humble Beginnings
Friday Apr 19, 2019
Friday Apr 19, 2019
This week we discuss our favorite childhood shows, plan a road rally for our nearest and dearest, and apologize for taping over precious VHS movies. So turl up your toes and get ready for a trip down memory lane.

Friday Apr 12, 2019
Episode 35: Don't Take Your Snow Tires Off Til Easter
Friday Apr 12, 2019
Friday Apr 12, 2019
This week we are a little too casual as we cover cults! Everything from packs of grandmas, extraterrestrial racism, and the energy you would need to bring in order to impress your followers. Tune in!

Friday Apr 05, 2019
Episode 34: Thrift Store Doll's Head
Friday Apr 05, 2019
Friday Apr 05, 2019
After our natural hiatus, we return with a follow-up to our very popular unsolicited advice episode. Buckle up as we give advice on how to craft the best card for a dad, how to include your troubled child in the family discussion, and the most unique way to cut your own bangs.

Monday Apr 01, 2019
Minisode: Get to Know Us
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Monday Apr 01, 2019
In this first minisode of 2019, we reorient and rediscover one another with a few personal questions. Tune in to find out which New Girl character Maddie most resembles and what controversial thought Korby has about stand-up comics.

Saturday Dec 15, 2018
Episode 33: Glimmer of Gold
Saturday Dec 15, 2018
Saturday Dec 15, 2018
"We finally get POLITICAL in this Emmy award winning episode of LAP", is how we write the fake news version of this podcast. We are joined again by Liz as we gently dive into the world of fake news.

Sunday Nov 04, 2018
Episode 32: A Disney Slasher
Sunday Nov 04, 2018
Sunday Nov 04, 2018
It may not be Halloween -- but it's still spooky season (beat it, Thanksgiving). We are joined by returning guest and dear friend Feather (!!!) as we follow the spook-tacular rabbit hole of the Halloween season with three special stories. Consult your second clairvoyant before listening and prepare to be ghosted (lol ew).

Wednesday Oct 31, 2018
Minisode: Even Spookier Listen Write-In Vol. 3
Wednesday Oct 31, 2018
Wednesday Oct 31, 2018
It's spooky season and we have three spooky stories to tell! Our fellow podcasters Devon (Fabled, The Streamer's Guide, and Rocks Fall!) and Aj (Straight Off the Top of My Headlines) send us a few of their spooky memories for this week's ep!

Sunday Oct 14, 2018
Episode 31: Not On My Watch
Sunday Oct 14, 2018
Sunday Oct 14, 2018
This week's topic is scandals! We take on Tonya Harding's life story, the surprise Hollywood murder involving actress Lana Turner, and of course, the tv show Scandal, with dear friend Kerry Washington, couldn't escape us.