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Episode 30: Please, Correct Us

In our 30th episode we tackle our hometowns, from the very special water towers to the creepy museum's storing human tissue. Join us as we go home and then quickly disown it -- like as if we won't be back there when we are forty, raising children and loving every moment of it.

Minisode: Listener Write-Ins Vol. 2

Since going Hollywood, we've had sooo many write-ins! (jk kinda but we would if you did!) Here are three listeners who sent us some mail: one a correction, one a fantastic connection, and another looking for advice!

Episode 29: I've Always Hated You

This week we revisit our glory sides to discuss how awkward we truly are in party settings. Korby will sweat and Maddie will hide, not sure which is worse, but one definitely is more obvious than the other! Get out of your headspace and start chatting with your party locals like Miranda and normal Bill.

Episode 28: IKEA. GREEN. PLAYFUL.

In this episode we give much needed, not-asked for, advice! Don't worry we'll cover parents comparing siblings, low ponytails, and make-up on our wrinkled skins! Tune in and get enlightened.

Episode 27: Catholic Adjacent

The distance between us won't keep us from chatting! This week's episode is about life transitions, which is perfect timing because we both just made huge ones. Tune in to ignore your own life decisions for the next hour!

Episode 26: Parting the Kimono

We've done it, we have laid Mildly Awkward to rest with a final lap including those topics that never made the cut such things as sex, larping, and avocado toast. Don't worry, closing this door will open a new one (next week).

Episode 25: Gushh

This episode gets real spooky as we dive into the things that make us squirm. We discuss Maddie's hatred of the ocean, Chris Brown fans, a murder mystery solved, and those creepy 19 and Counting people.

Episode 24: i never i never i never

In this groundbreaking episode about graduate school (seriously, find us another podcast about it!), we welcome back our sound producer, Chris! His first order of business is to fire us?? Anyway, enjoy our pre-graduation decline where we try to remember our teachings, get Chris to break deals, and get swole with Berry Fitness.

Episode 23: Moon Terror

This extra special treat is too good to pass up. We dive DEEP into some conspiracies theories and the reality that YES it's all real and nothing can change the fact the government is involved in some mega crazy experiment to keep us -- oops... I better keep that to myself. Enjoy the return of our dearest (AND NOW MARRIED !!!!) friend, Brandon.

Episode 22: Soft Tum

We are joined by OUR DEAREST FRIEND EVER Hannah who returns to deliver yet another beautiful message about body positivity. So, come along followers -- we mean, listeners -- on this wonderful, encouraging, and non-CULTy episode.